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This girl is so cute. props to apple |
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Hahahahahah!
Hilarious! PC users SO FREAKING INSECURE that they come to a MAC WEBSITE to tout their stupid COMPUTERS and trash Apple. At a website that some guy put up because he thought a chick was cute. Hahahahah! How small does your penis have to be to quote SPEC BENCHMARKS on a CHICK FANSITE! So sad! So Funny! Hhah hahh hahahhah! PC USERS, you crack me UP, godammit! Get outta here you knuckheads! Gowan...heheh! Mark [PCusersAreInsecure@GiantLaugh.com] • 08/13/02 01:00am
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haha, my gf and i so cracked up at this shit!
at first, i thought the commercial was a spoof, man... i can't believe it's real • 08/12/02 10:53pm
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truly my dream date!!1!
capsize my love catamaran!!!! HTTP://UNTITLEDGIF.ORG/ |
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BLEEP, BLEEP BLEEP *INHALE* BLEEP BLEEP *EXHALE* BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
ELLEN NEEDS TO DO A DUET WITH BEAKER FROM THE MUPPET SHOW. :D chris [chris@johiggy.net] • 08/12/02 08:36pm
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Ellen is my mac heroine ;-)
You go girlie girl. Wolfy [wolfy170@yahoo.com] • 08/12/02 07:02pm
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I could fall in love with her. She has something very special. Just to kiss those lips....
Love you Ellen Johan [johan@ellenfeiss.com] • 08/12/02 06:51pm
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This whole thig is so fucked what a wast of time. You are all mindless sheep. |
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I love you Ellen. I'd like to make you happy :D
*sigh* Only in dreams. |
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She was stoned stupid in the ad and Mac's cost several times more than a PC. F-- her and this site |
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Would Ellen make love to a guy she just met? Björn Lundqvist [BLundqvist@billygoat.com] • 08/12/02 05:29pm
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ze is wel nog kippig é,de meeste ier kunnen toch nie lezen wa dak zet,want tis ier al int engels!mohaahaha!das nu een ké een keun dak zou wil ontmoeten,juste beuj da ze zo ver weunt van belgie é!mo meiske,ge geeft azo wel het slechte voorbeeld é,drugs rulen nie,drugs zijn dom,der zit juste een twien in de bak dak ken omda die da gedaan et,dus kzou er wel een ké goe over peizen wi,moja,your a fine looking girl |
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David,
I wouldn't sweat it. If this was a real terrorist info spot the US wouldn't have much to worry about. Have you read the posts? D. Phillips--GLONO Staff |
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Is this a joke or is he being serious?
QUOTE: To all concerned, this is a known Al Queda hotspot. You will be monitored. fbi@echlon.gov [fbi@echlon.gov] • 08/12/02 01:45pm David [nottelling@myob.com] • 08/12/02 04:53pm
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She is soooooo STONED!!! |
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Look mom, I'm on the internet!
kiss kiss, me ;-) • 08/12/02 04:28pm
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Holy shit. My friend sent me a link to his site and I was like.....Is that ellen? Haven't seen that girl in years. I attended preschool and elementary school with the Feiss. I have pictures of her from that era.......but I'm not gonna let you people have them, mwahahaha (aka I'm too lazy to get my ass to the scanner). Feiss rocks, word out! • 08/12/02 04:14pm
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WE LOVE ELLEN !!!!!!! |
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Yeah, I couldn't put it any simple than Jake. She's so damn cute too! Her smile floors me.
On the note of stoned not stoned. I really don't think she's stoned. I mean, they wouldn't make a commercial of her being stoned, that's just bad publicity. Maybe she's got this crazy artistic side, beyond our 'regular' artistic comprehension. [ertw].prodigy [beep beep beep beep!] • 08/12/02 03:49pm
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Dudes just look at the photo, she looks so BAKED! LOL It's just too funny. I think Macs are a great fit for stoners Stoner number 420 • 08/12/02 03:19pm
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Come to my pad Lit'l Ellen... We be sit'n 'round an get Hiiiiiggghh... then we do the Funk'a Monk'a.... |
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"drugs are the worst stuff ever made"
Yeah! Just say no to beer! TM • 08/12/02 03:15pm
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A csaj helyes, az amerikaiak viszont a legbetegebb nemzet a földön. Geocius [geocius@mailbox.hu] • 08/12/02 03:13pm
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i just saw the commercial :D hehe you're hilarious:) |
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GO ELLEN! SMOKE UP ALL THAT GOOD WEED AND LIKE, UM, BEEP BEEP BEEP WRITE THOSE PAPERS. Gee I wish I could be stoned on TV... |
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ellen has weird parents... windows rules 4ever brain [brain_shdb@hotmail.com] • 08/12/02 01:50pm
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To all concerned, this is a known Al Queda hotspot. You will be monitored. fbi@echlon.gov [fbi@echlon.gov] • 08/12/02 01:45pm
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sdc ...you rule man
drugs are the worst stuff ever made .. and you all ( inclusive our teenage girl ellen) promote it -------] very good job you guys raka • 08/12/02 01:37pm
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Az emberi hulyeseg hatartalan !
ELJEN ! NECro • 08/12/02 01:36pm
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sick people sick mac/apple sick girl stupid drugs sdc • 08/12/02 01:30pm
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She is super sexy!!!! I need a Ellen T-shirt now!!! 8 [8_track@excite.com] • 08/12/02 01:08pm
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my god. ellen feiss can bite meh. she's ugly as shit. and she works for the enemy ::cringe::. btw. drugs suck. and so do all you stupid stoners. ((heheh. she did say bleepbleepbleepbleepbleep kind funnily though XD )) anti-mac wuf • 08/12/02 12:39pm
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she is hot. yum |
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Reves vindóz, nem bírja a kritikát. Éder Mihály [myprint @freemail.hu] • 08/12/02 11:38am
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Kemo toltsd le a gepedre :))
Tisztara haonlit Ellen egy barat bartnomre akivel egyutt laktam :) |
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Reves vindóz, nem bírja a kritikát. Éder Mihály [myprint @freemail.hu] • 08/12/02 11:30am
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Bazzze 0,5mbiten szaggat a film :)) |
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Bazzze 0,5mbiten szaggat a film :)) |
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Banyek!
Lefagyott a vindóz a film közben! Éder Mihály [myprint @freemail.hu] • 08/12/02 10:49am
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So, that wall clock must show you that any time is "Ellen Time!"
I bought the t-shirt and it is pretty cool. Does anybody know if she's available to book for parties? Scotty [scottytheoneandonly@yahoo.com] • 08/12/02 10:36am
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Some new stuff: http://www.cafeshops.com/feiss |
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My God. You Ellen lovers are just freaky. Haven't you seen a girl before? Sheesh M. Yu • 08/12/02 09:20am
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i love you, ellen! daddy • 08/12/02 09:08am
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Ellen rocks. Apple rocks.
Dude... you're gettin a Dull. djchubakka • 08/12/02 08:56am
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Baked or not baked? Who Cares? think all stuff is for all people ;P
BTW who don't smoke ;P |
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I am attracted to Ellen Feiss. I am around her age, so it's OK.
It's a cute ad. Neue Ziel • 08/12/02 07:46am
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I use linux. That's the perfect choice for the stoned. |
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Tracey, you deserve a president like this! For Tracey • 08/12/02 07:34am
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• 12/31/69 07:00pm
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It is sad that some ppl loves her because she's stone or not. And sad as well is that lots of people like apple just because of this spot.
Pure girl, everybody loves her because of this spot! She will never know if she is loved for herself! Musashi • 08/12/02 07:30am
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Ellen Feiss for President!! Woohoo! Tracey • 08/12/02 07:24am
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strange ppl... why acting like being stoned is the way to get to succes... my brother died last year by drugs... he wasn't famous... the opposite, he was damned unknown... pathetic is it... hottie • 08/12/02 07:11am
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So what if she's stoned I'm stoned everyday (almost) Oink • 08/12/02 05:01am
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I dont think she was stone. Maybe she was just real tired from being up all night doing that damn paper ALL over again.
Either way, yea, shes a real cutie. No way in hell I'll ever get a Mac. Maybe an iPod though, those are cool. Michael [mulciber@pdq.net] • 08/12/02 04:44am
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Hey, can't we make a list of names of her fans? I wanna add my name to the list! Zak • 08/12/02 04:24am
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that's it... I'm dumping the PC! mrFREEZE [notengo@hotmail.com] • 08/12/02 03:48am
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Poor girl if she reads this.... she is a cutie tho.... I dunno if she's stoned or not.... if she is so what ChristopherMichael • 08/12/02 02:59am
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She is SO FUNNY!
And I think she's a university student, even though she appears to be younger. • 08/12/02 01:22am
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She is one ugly, stoned bitch. BTW, Windows XP rox! |
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She's a pole smoker. |
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Never has the expression "bleepbleepbeepbeeep!" been so cute. Dave [dchaseNO@SPAMhotmail.com] • 08/11/02 10:59pm
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There is no doubt in my mind she was stoned. I like how she starts to laugh when she is saying "it devoured my paper". Shad [shad@ticnet.com] • 08/11/02 10:51pm
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What happened to the pics/info Chris? How old is she anyways? I guess 14. |
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OK, let me get this straight. 14yo, stoned, Mac ad = famous?? Only in the States I spose. Anyone else think we are going to hell in a handbasket?? MERPs • 08/11/02 09:50pm
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You know somthing. I watch a lot of TV with my pepsi and dog. Bob Dole likes TV! But when Bob saw this TV show with a girl who is drugged he said no! Say no to drugs, except viagra! Bob Dole [bd@viagra.com] • 08/11/02 08:57pm
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maybe its just the brutal honesty in her voice and mannerisims...
But she is incerdibly attractive, just like that stonner g/f i used to have dj dairyboy 420 like 4 eva! [dairyproduct68@hotmail.com] • 08/11/02 06:55pm
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Apple is based in California. Californians voted for the acceptable prescribing of medical marijuana. If Ms. Feiss is from the Golden State, maybe she was using acceptable "medical" grade stuff. Dr. MD • 08/11/02 06:18pm
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This has to be one of the funnies things that I have seen this summer. It would be great to see a folowup comercial or osmething. Hehe... stoners providing quality entertainment since whenever people started smoking it. |
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Let's see, blood-shot droopy eyes, slurred speech, can't stand straight at times, semi serious with a touch of laughter, yup she's one happy stoner. When she says "And I was like......uhnh," I always crack up on that line. "Like my paper was gone and...oh I got the munchies. Let's go to Taco Bell."
420 Girls Rule! Ellen's Dad • 08/11/02 02:52pm
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way to give apple exactly what they need to sell computers everyone... buzz, chat and controversy. looks like the apple ad team has done it again!
remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. so pc users, the more you bash macs, the more people are going to wonder why you're so interested. i digress... cya all, i'm off to breakfast. |
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This girl goes to school with me! I never went out with her, but I have some pics of her with me and some friends. Do you guys want them?
-chris |
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i need to get fucked up with a girl like that sometime. she is hot |
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How incredibly stupid. This is the most rediculous web page i have come across in a long time. please! |
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I've made Scheiße (that is me taking craps on them) with women better looking than her and less stoned. Apple is so lame. Why dont they publis a SPEC/CPU2000 benchmark? They are slower by over a factor of two behind AMD, Power3, Power4, Intel-x86, Intel IA64, SPARC, HPPA. SPEC-CPU-2000 (INT/FP)AthlonXP1800MHz 738/624 -- Pentium4 2533 MHz : 893 / 878 -- Power4 1300 MHz : 804 / 1202 -- Itanium2 1000 MHz : 807 / 1356 -- G4 1000MHz 306 / 187 (read and weep http://www.heise.de/ct/english/02/05/182/ ) Apple, get a real CPU, and port OS X to x86 (take a few hints from FreeBSD, PULEEEZE, Unix is a modern OS), and stop crapping on the company that makes your default browser and only useable office suite. |
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The real craze is here, www.cautioners.com, where you will find everything from ellen feiss to steve jobs himself; take it upon yourself to rearrange your brain so that it will be able to handle such atrocities |
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Ellen is fantastic girll!!!
Bardzo mi sie podoba i wogole jest super bip bip bip and crash PC! TRUE! |
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I love Ellen Feiss! Paul • 08/10/02 02:58pm
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q • 08/10/02 12:27pm
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"Television-free since 1998"
When I do visit a house where we're sitting around watching TV, I used to really like watching the ads. Minute-for-minute, I'd say more thought goes into the ads than into the shows themselves. But I tried watching Independence Day on the FX Channel a week ago, and there were so many ads I had to leave. I still like most of Apple's ads, though. |
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Hey Ellen! Hope you don't pay too much attention to any of this! I think you're the coolest! Stay that way! Steffen [steffentoft@hotmail.com] • 08/10/02 01:26am
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i dont know about anyone else, but mines a joke, so if you think i do that, well i think your the sick pervert Zero • 08/09/02 01:36am
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Ellen gallery: http://efeiss.flatsoda.com/gallery.html |
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I really hope this poor girl doesn't read all these comments from you perverts. You guys think you're cool coming onto a website and talking about how you masturbated to a video of a girl talking about switching from a mac to a pc? That's pathetic. David • 08/08/02 10:59am
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Hi Ellen. You are a really cool actor. I loved your Switch-Movie from the apple campaign. Please give us more of this beep-de-beep-bummer. Really cool. All who like Apple things and like to send eCards should also visit this nice page: http://www.apfelgeruechte.de/ it's also a bit beep-de-beep.
Kind regards to all, yours Martin. |
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I'd bone her....if she wasn't a Mac User Frantic • 08/07/02 12:18pm
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i wonder if she would come live with me and just say beeep beep beep Zero • 08/07/02 12:18pm
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• 12/31/69 07:00pm
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Ellen, will you bear my children? Tom • 08/07/02 08:47am
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Don't bogart that joint, my friend! Pass it over to me!!! Roooooooll another one , just like the otherone |
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She's hot? Dunno... She looks like a slut to me! LX [lordxiphias@mail.be] • 08/06/02 07:25am
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What is all the fuss about? This girl She is not altered by drugs she is just shaken by hormones, that is what happens with everybody at a certain age, children. boring teenagers. jimbo [diepostistda@gmx.de] • 08/06/02 03:03am
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Ich find das Mädel einfach Süß !!! |
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very very sexy.
du luder du danilatore [info@hammerhead.net] • 08/04/02 12:02pm
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This girl is so hot. I am in love with her. Too bad she prolly lives in the states or some shit. Thats a.....bummer. |
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The way she speaks indicates she needs something else :) Ellen, hear me? I have what you need :) |
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http://www.ellenfeiss.net |
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just beautifull subway • 08/02/02 07:37am
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Stoned? LOL! Just used Windows too long ;)
No, really, what's not ok with her? I think she's quite cool =) Assimil8or [daniel_furrer@gmx.ch] • 08/02/02 06:56am
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Found one more ellen site, ellenfeiss.net |
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• 12/31/69 07:00pm
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ellen feiss rocks me. i want to smoke her down and let her use my tibook. orgy w/macfemme perhaps? :D |
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She is WONDERFUL. Bensch [bensch@macnews.de] • 08/01/02 03:55pm
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I think she didn't go away from her new Powerbook for the last 48 h. |
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I start each day now by watching the ad at least once. If you watch it drunk it's even more insane. Scotty [scottytheoneandonly@yahoo.com] • 08/01/02 10:01am
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OK, I watched the ad. That's it? For this she's famous? Save often, lady. |
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Who is Ellen Feiss? |
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dat's why we like her... kitfisto • 08/01/02 03:25am
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She's cute enough, but she seems kinda high. Her eyes look awful red to me in some shots. |
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Junky crack queen? That's my dream girl you're talkin' bout, Pat. Scotty [scottytheoneandonly@yahoo.com] • 07/31/02 12:52pm
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ah .. I m sorry .. I`ve forgotten something ..
um .. well .. u look like a .. hmm u know .. like a lil junky crack queen .. Stoned 4 Live ! Patrick • 07/31/02 10:11am
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Who the fuck r U ?!
Majandra Delfino Rulez ;-) Rick Patrick • 07/31/02 10:05am
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The JC is everywhere! AHBY! Scotty [scottytheoneandonly@yahoo.com] • 07/31/02 07:08am
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the JC, honest kitfisto [sterlingsmg@btopenworld.com] • 07/31/02 03:46am
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kitfisto!!!! Oh my god! You're either from the JC or a pervert with a fisting fetish. Scotty [scottytheoneandonly@yahoo.com] • 07/30/02 03:11pm
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Bummer kitfisto [sterlingsmg@btopenworld.com] • 07/30/02 11:10am
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http://slate.msn.com/?id=2068550
Slate has an article today mentioning the Switch commercials and our girl Ellen. Scotty [scottytheoneandonly@yahoo.com] • 07/30/02 08:34am
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I'd do anything to get her to bear my children. Steve McMullen • 07/29/02 11:40pm
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hahahahaahahah, yea shes cool ...and justice for MAUL • 07/29/02 07:47pm
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gotta have a T-Shirt Scotty [scottytheoneandonly@yahoo.com] • 07/29/02 10:21am
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Let me just say my client has never smoked marijuana... she prefers brownies. Badabing! Seriously tho, you all need to send me a check for these products. [ G ] Ellen Feiss's Lawyer [advocateforthestoned@blitzedtothebejeezus.com] • 07/25/02 03:26pm
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http://fredrik.regn.nu/bilder/desktop/ellendesktop.jpg |
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OH.
MY. GOD. CRM114 • 07/25/02 03:21am
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2 gramms of dope: 20 EUR - cigaret paper 2 EUR - lighter 1 EUR - being stoned and getting famous - unpayable
there are things you can't buy - for the rest you got your mastercard ... might be an inappropriate translation ... ellen and the german mastercard commercial • 07/24/02 05:48pm
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You guys are effing crazy, I'll tell you what.
As for Ellen - yeah, she's boss. Cute stoner Mac-using girls are so hot. Oh, and thanks for tipping me off to the latest GloNo offshoot, DP. Joshua • 07/24/02 01:49pm
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I still think Dave Haxton is sexier... :p |
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D00d like whatever, elen is gross and shit and i use computers and every1 things im hot and i dont have my own web site made by other people fuck! |
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Another wallpaper, this one by me:
http://stille.freezope.org/ellen_1024.jpg http://stille.freezope.org/ellen_1280.jpg http://stille.freezope.org/ellen_1600.jpg Stille [stille@mac.com] • 07/22/02 08:34am
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Anyone know how old she is...? |
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I don't get you people. Ellen rocks! Apple rocks! And... eh... all that. Nevyn [dev nevyn at mac dot com] • 07/21/02 05:28pm
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Get your Ellen Feiss wallpapaer here...
--- /samu |
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We got an interview with Ellen over at SCA.
http://www.sexcowairlines.com/jul1902-ellenfeiss.php3 |
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http://eleph.antville.org/20020719/98551/#comments
www.ellenfeiss.com ;o) |
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http://eleph.antville.org/20020719/98551/#comments
www.ellenfeiss.com ;o) |
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lets say it with the words of oasis: "she is love" ;) |
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I think the "really good paper" she is referring to are her zig-zags. My name is Ellen Feiss and I'm a STONER. TetterkeT • 07/20/02 09:42am
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such wonderful comments on a 14-yr old. jimmyd • 07/20/02 03:15am
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She is so hottttttttttttttttt :P~~~ A geek's wet dream DViant [dviant at ellens room dot ph] • 07/20/02 03:06am
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I wish I was as high as you are Ellen, you are my idle. |
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I wish I was as high as you are Ellen, you are my idle. |
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beeeebebebebebebeep |
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Now this is great... |
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I think it's hilarious that Apple used a stoner as their spokesperson! Go Apple! Best. Ad Campaign. Ever. Mally [mallyJane@earthlink.com] • 07/19/02 09:10pm
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Just wait 'til your dad finds out what you've been doing after school! Ellen's Mom • 07/19/02 08:05pm
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She can smoke my doobie any time, any where. Mark F. • 07/19/02 07:45pm
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If Ellen wants to strip down and show off her boobs and doobs, come on down. Pot Chicks Rule! • 07/19/02 07:40pm
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If Ellen wants to strip down and show off her boobs and doobs, come on down. Pot Chicks Rule! • 07/19/02 07:37pm
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"Now, I wonder.. Ellen, from what I've heard, you were using your computer, not for writing, but for ordering doobies!! You're gonna be doing a lot of doobie-ordering when you're living in a van down by the river!" Matt Foley • 07/19/02 07:29pm
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So I'm sucking real hard on my iBong and like, puff puff puff puff puff, and I'm stoned or something. Like, half my stash was gone, and stuff. It really harshed my mellow. 420 huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhhuh • 07/19/02 07:17pm
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WOw!!!111! She shur ish ot. MMmmm mm. Super fine liek all appel products. Appels are better at fotoshop you know?!?! Like 4 or 500 times fastur. Appels rool! Peecees drool! LLOl.! Ellen Fan • 07/19/02 07:14pm
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I was sitting at my dad's PC, using Hotmail, when, like, it struck me, "why am I using free email services?"
So, I switched to the Mac, that way, I could spend $100 more for email, cause, you know, I was taught in school that if it costs more, it must be worth more, or something like that, you know, beep beep, blammy boof-boof, zipity-do-dah. Baron von Stuben • 07/19/02 06:55pm
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Well, there goes the theory about Mac users being highly educated and such. Steve • 07/19/02 06:16pm
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I wonder if it was her PC that devoured her brain cells too. Beep beep beep • 07/19/02 06:13pm
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I'd compare her to Dell's Steven, but his idiocy is an act. Looks like we may have a ticket for Celebrity Boxing III, though. Flavor Flav • 07/19/02 06:11pm
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"It was like bleep and boom, zippity blaw-blaw, and, like the earth moved, and, then I got pregnant or something." Kevin • 07/19/02 06:10pm
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Like, wow, dude. Can I have some of the doobie she rolled before taping that ad? Tom • 07/19/02 06:08pm
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I'd hit it. • 07/19/02 05:25pm
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she is high like a fuckin kite Jon B • 07/19/02 05:10pm
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So, it seems like you guys know a lot about Ellen. Well, I've got a question. It's not for me though, it's for a umm-aahh.... friend. Yeah, that's the ticket; let's call him Scotty. Anyway, Scotty wondered if she had a boyfriend or if she was into guys with Buddy Holly glasses... Proptronics • 07/19/02 03:40pm
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Yes! Ellen rocks! She should be the new Apple spokesperson and kick that idiot Dell guy's ass! Mixmaster Shecky |
